Life as a Bachelor Sucks

Picture this:

Monday afternoon at 2:30ish, me in my underwear (only), laying in bed, watching a movie and playing COD4 (that is call of duty 4 on the xbox 360 for you non nerds), eating pop tarts, drinking a soda (with a cozy). This is a pretty frightening sight. Just ask Tom Perry who walked in and was instantly in awe. I am not into making excuses as to why I have fallen so far this week but mainly it is because I am living the life of a bachelor for a total of 2 weeks. You see my wife with my two sons left me for a couple weeks in order to see Hannah (Sara's sister and my soon to be roomate) graduation from college. Since the graduation is in Chicago it is a long trip. Since their departure I have racked up a few stats. Here they are...

Bachelor Stats:
6 Strawberry pop tarts
10 cans of Pepsi
3 Brauts
5 Hamburgers
1 Indiana Jones Burger meal from Burger King (it was large and delicious)
7 Rank increase in COD4 (I am currently a level 54 4 star general)
6 movies
0 homemade meals

Things are looking pretty sad but soon and very soon my family will return and my life will have balance once more. Dont worry about me I will survive. As long as I have XBOX, soda, a beef stick, pop tarts, and clean underwear I will be ok.